lousysharkbutt:

thinkin about that sequel

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You the type that wants as much cock as he can get, anytime and anywhere he can get it. You could be the cum slut for a group of guys in public and you’d be begging for more — sent by Anonymous
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lesbwian:

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No cop at pride just spiderman

magicalballerinaprincess:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

one-hell-of-a-sheep:

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

gay

compelling argument

thearcalian:

bead-bead:

geekwithsandwich:

kakaphoe:

willowwish64:

babyanimalgifs:

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:


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too smoll

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill

Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off

They are perfect and I love them

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

@mostlycatsmostly

cobaltdays:

Rest in fucking pieces

note-a-bear:

cyrilslady:

buzzfeedrewind:

Things You Forgot You Used To Do

I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.

Why you gotta hurt me like this

russdom:

forestwildflower:

thenatsdorf:

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

The people running after him makes it funnier

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

deviousdiggy:
“ lenacorp:
“ i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??
• when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the...

deviousdiggy:

lenacorp:

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

  • when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner
  • when her bf broke up with her they were supportive
  • when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.
  • her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study
  • when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

cobaltdays:

I’m always a slut for my mutuals